Coke Asparagus Cure Worked! Eliminate kidney stones naturally!
Warning/Disclaimer: I am not a doctor! This is just my experience. If you find it useful good. If you need emergency medical help go get some!
I wish I knew where the Coke and Asparagus cure started. I wish I'd found the cure before I was rolling around in pain paying thousands of dollars for staying in the hospital, getting tests done and wondering how John and the kid would get by while I was laid up and wondering when "this too would pass". I guess I should start at the beginning of my kidney stone experience. I was working in the garden last spring? 2006? and I started not feeling very well. First thoughts were flu? that time of the month? or my worst thought as the pain progressed was that I perhaps had a tubal pregnancy. I'd had a friend die of a tubal pregnancy when we were both teaching together down in West Jordan, Utah. John was home so after several hours I suggested that we'd better just head for the hospital as things were only getting worse and more painful. When I got there, it took a while to figure out what was going on and for them to believe I really was in extreme pain. How could they not tell I needed help the way I was rolling around and moaning and.... They finally gave me something and I started to settle down. Maybe a morophine drip? I don't remember clearly but I do remember pain....pain eased. They had me pee in a cup, yep blood in the urine. Who was my Dr., I didn't really have a specific physician as we just used Community Care- no appointments, just walk in and get checked. Finally they figured it out and admitted me. They also somewhere along the way did a big expensive test where they found the stones. I'll ask John for the paperwork with the big long fancy name on it when he gets home. All I remember is that it looked like they were rolling me into a modern medical version of Stargate. Once they figured out that I had kidney stones I was given my room and had to save/filter all my urine so they could see if the "rock" passed. They never did figure out if I'd passed it but the pain stopped after second night? Memory fades. I got to go home and they just sent pills in case it happened again as they'd seen several stones. As soon as I got home with my drugs, I started researching on the internet. There had to be a better way. I called friends and asked around. One friend told me about her friend, who's Dr. had her do a coke and asparagus cure. I searched online for more details. Piece by piece I found out more. I even stooped to buying a Special Report for money-it was fully guaranteed and I was desperate as the pain was starting up again. I emailed first and asked if it was the coke and asparagus cure because I didn't want to pay for something I already had. They emailed right after I'd downloaded the report and read it. Yep it was the aspargus and coke cure but it had more stuff too. I asked for a refund. Got a little run around. Got my money back.continued soon.
The basics+my changes=
This is what I came up with. I bought a six pack of sugar free coke and a bundle of fresh asparagus. You have to drink the coke in about an hour, cook the asparagus and eat it. Since I'm Mormon, I've never had coke. I found I didn't like it. Some sites said it tasted better warm, yuck. I found I could tolerate it cold as long as I had Flaming Hot Dorites available. Still had pain but not too bad, went to bed. Was miserable about 2 in the morning so threw on my robe and drove to the Shell Station that's open 24/7. Bought more coke. Drank one and was able to sleep. I still had pain so I repeated the process the next morning. I bought new bag of Doritoes and more coke and asparagus. I started guzzling as quick as possible. Some sites recommended olive oil. I'd liked dipping my bread in olive oil at Johnny Carinoes so I thought I'd try that too. I dumped some on a plate and added extra spices, a leftover packet of spices from Little Caesars Pizza, some salt, pepper, dried onions, anything I could think of. I dipped in the last of our French bread and munched on it as I ate the asparagus. The stone actually passed and I've got it saved as a momento. Actually I planned on taking it in to the lab to have it tested as there are different kinds of stones but I couldn't find a lab that would test it without it being sent in by a doctor and I figured they'd had enough of my money. There you have it. I haven't had any more kidney problems. If I ever feel "that" pain again I"ll grab a coke and see if the pain eases. It helps the nausea and settled my stomach. Hope this saves you some money and you too can be cured!

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